ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

I am a fan
Turn me on
I think it's hot


You choose me from about a
dozen fans from the appliance shop
Not because I am the coolest,
probably because I am the cheapest


You can make me rotate so you can share me
with your friends
but what I really like is just go steady with you


I can get really dirty sometimes
I like it when you clean me up


CHORUS:

Soon you can afford a better fan or an AC
When that day comes I wouldn't mind sitting on one corner
Loving you from a distance like I always did because

I am your fan
You turn me on
I think you're hot



Lately I've been smoking and making this funny noise
I know when I get faulty, this will leave you no choice


If all I was now is an eyesore to your house
I'm better off sold or dumped in a junk yard


CHORUS:

Soon you can afford a better fan or an AC
When that day comes I wouldn't mind sitting on one corner
Loving you from a distance because

I am just your fan
You turn me on
I think you're hot



Goodbye to you my not anymore proud owner
You know I love you more than anything else in this house
But I have to respect your decision
I sometimes wish I've never been"manufractured" at all


I will never spin again, not for anyone else
You're the only one who can turn me on
You're the only one who can turn me on


It hurts so bad I wanna disintegrate


I am your fan
You turn me on
I think you being hot is an understatement


I miss you
but words are cheap and you get a lot of these
so it's very hard for you to comprehend how "industrial" my love is